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My wife knows I like wind chimes, she was shopping the other day and bought me this great example for the shop.

HUNTING GEESE UP IN THE MINNESOTA WOODS Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his stupid dog knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 buckshot in the...

Football Finally Makes Sense! A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles...

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...

PARROT One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" the...

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The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is... The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning... I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want...

WOMEN A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to Live without...

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to...

Poor Jose died a grizzly death, he died slowly two jiggers at as time! I'm toasting him out in the shop.

Telling it like it is! YouTube - The Bellamy Brothers - Jalapenos

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family...

> > A guy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. > > He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down. > > There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine...

> > FW: CHURCH TRIVIA > > > > I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point > > The last question was: > > "Where do most women have curly hair? > > > > > > Apparently the correct answer is: Africa > > I've been asked to find...

Subject: This is creepy! SCROLL DOWN PLEASE. > > > > This > is creepy! > Think > of a letter between >A and W. > >Repeat it out loud as >you scroll down. > > >Keep going . . .Don't > stop > > > > >Think > of an >animal...

Nordakota Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if the...

I went into my proctologist's office for my first exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down...

SEDRO-WOOLLEY — Two men were seriously injured Sunday evening in an explosion while trying to “barrel ride” in the parking lot of a shop that builds and services race cars, said Sedro-Woolley Fire Chief Dean Klinger. The men, from out of the state, had placed about four gallons of methanol in...

DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the...

The Goldberg Brothers Wow… a little History I didn’t know!! Did you????? For you car buffs especially!! The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner. Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers...

Copper Wire After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks...

Now this is a duck blind!

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like...

> Stand tall, you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls..... > > A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. > > Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. > That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon...

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An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnaut with my child. "So what do you think about that doc?"...

>> > Subject: Service >> >> >> > >> > >> > Now I get it! >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > I was confused when I heard the word 'Service' used with these >> > agencies: >> > >> > >> > >> > Internal Revenue 'Service' >> > >> > U.S. Postal 'Service' >> > >> >...

> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a > woman passed over a > > bridge > > only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side > lying in wait. > > > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with > that classic > > patronizing > > smirk we all know and love...

DONALD AND DAISY........ Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'...