I went into my proctologist's office for my first exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed three items on a stand next to the examining table:
A tube of K-Y Jelly
A rubber glove
and a beer
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look doc I'm a little confused
This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for.
But what is the beer for?
At that the doctor became noticeably outraged. He stormed over flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......
Darn it, Evelyn,
I said a BUTT LIGHT!
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed three items on a stand next to the examining table:
A tube of K-Y Jelly
A rubber glove
and a beer
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look doc I'm a little confused
This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for.
But what is the beer for?
At that the doctor became noticeably outraged. He stormed over flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......
Darn it, Evelyn,
I said a BUTT LIGHT!
