flyboy01
Its almost done!
Mama and Papa, both in their 80's, were visiting their son and his wife. The old man went to the bathroom at one point, and as he was there, he noticed a box of medications sitting on the bureau! He picked it up and saw that it said "Viagra!"
Later, when he was alone with his son, he said quietly, "Err, Son, I saw that Viagra box in the bathroom. Tell me, does that stuff really work?" The son answered, "Sure does, Papa! But it's so damned expensive!" The old man reflected for a moment, and then asked, "Well, how much are they?" The answer came back, "$10 a pop!" The old man smiled, and said, "Will you give me one if I give you $10? But I don't have it right now. Your Mother and I have to go to the bank tomorrow morning!" So it was agreed.
The next morning, the old couple went to the bank, came back for lunch, and then drove home. The son thought that his dad had forgotten, but then his wife said, "Honey? What's this $110 doing here in between the pages of the newspaper?" The man replied, "Oh, Pops owed me a bit of money! I guess that's it."
Later, he phoned his father at home, and said, "Pops! I told you that the pills were $10 each, not $110 each!" The old man laughed, and then said, "I know. I gave you the $10 as we agreed. The $100 was from your mother!"
Later, when he was alone with his son, he said quietly, "Err, Son, I saw that Viagra box in the bathroom. Tell me, does that stuff really work?" The son answered, "Sure does, Papa! But it's so damned expensive!" The old man reflected for a moment, and then asked, "Well, how much are they?" The answer came back, "$10 a pop!" The old man smiled, and said, "Will you give me one if I give you $10? But I don't have it right now. Your Mother and I have to go to the bank tomorrow morning!" So it was agreed.
The next morning, the old couple went to the bank, came back for lunch, and then drove home. The son thought that his dad had forgotten, but then his wife said, "Honey? What's this $110 doing here in between the pages of the newspaper?" The man replied, "Oh, Pops owed me a bit of money! I guess that's it."
Later, he phoned his father at home, and said, "Pops! I told you that the pills were $10 each, not $110 each!" The old man laughed, and then said, "I know. I gave you the $10 as we agreed. The $100 was from your mother!"
ain10: That was just sick!!!
