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>If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
>be worth $49.00.
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>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
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>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
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>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all
>the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
>would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
>advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
>
>
>It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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>If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
>be worth $49.00.
>
>
>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
>
>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
>
>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all
>the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
>would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
>advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
>
>
>It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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