5 Ants

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RustyRatRod

I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday.
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5 ants rented an apartment with 5 other ants.
Now they are tenants together.
 
There are 23 flies on the table. You kill one. How many are left?
There won’t be 23 flies on any table of mine, I’ll spend 10 minutes chasing down a single one if it happens to get its filthy *** in my house.
 
Some days I feel like a wigwam and other days I feel like a teepee.
Dr. Says I’m too tense.
 
Just the one dead one. The others fly away
But if there’s 23 flies on a table, there must be something there attracting them, so a good chance they’re all bunched together, so there’s a good chance you’re going to smoosh more than one
 
A local radio station was having a joke contest...

I sent in my ten best puns, hoping one of them would win...

No pun in ten did...
 
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