5 Ants

[RustyRatRod]

5 ants rented an apartment with 5 other ants.
Now they are tenants together.

 

[Murray]

There are 23 flies on the table. You kill one. How many are left?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What is twice the half of one and a half divided by three?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What goes Clippity Clop clunk Clippity Clop clunk?

 

[S'cuder]

What is twice the half of one and a half divided by three?

2(1.5÷2)÷3=0.5
2(.75)÷3=0.5
1.5÷3=0.5

 

[RogerRamRod]

What is twice the half of one and a half divided by three?

A half

 

[RogerRamRod]

There are 23 flies on the table. You kill one. How many are left?

There won’t be 23 flies on any table of mine, I’ll spend 10 minutes chasing down a single one if it happens to get its filthy *** in my house.

 

[hemi71x]

There are 23 flies on the table. You kill one. How many are left?

Ok, I'll play along.
22
But I'm sure that's not the answer your looking for?

 

[AUSA66]

23

 

[Bodyperson]

Some days I feel like a wigwam and other days I feel like a teepee.
Dr. Says I’m too tense.

 

[hemi71x]

23

Thinkin about that.
Your right.
The Dead one, is still on the table, but just dead.

 

[Yunick13]

There are 23 flies on the table. You kill one. How many are left?

Just the one dead one. The others fly away

 

[Yunick13]

What is twice the half of one and a half divided by three?

1/2

 

[RogerRamRod]

Just the one dead one. The others fly away

But if there’s 23 flies on a table, there must be something there attracting them, so a good chance they’re all bunched together, so there’s a good chance you’re going to smoosh more than one

 

[krazykuda]

A local radio station was having a joke contest...

I sent in my ten best puns, hoping one of them would win...

No pun in ten did...