6 years old.

[Bad Sport]

Teacher: Mikey, how old is your father?

Mikey: 6 years old.

Teacher: What? Your father is only 6, how can that be?

Mikey: He only became a father when I was born!

 

[Aussie Chall]

Now that kid has wisdom.

 

[diymirage]

reminds me of my Preacher
since I moved to the US in 2001, he still considers me on of the "teens"