magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early. The brunette was thrilled to go home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going with them.
" No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday! "
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along
a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the
car. The Driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the
aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed
in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the
car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?!" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar,
his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me!" "What on earth did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door
and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going with them.
" No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday! "
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along
a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the
car. The Driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the
aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed
in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the
car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?!" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar,
his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me!" "What on earth did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door
and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
