A Blonde....

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321Scamp

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A trucker stops for a red light and a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi! My name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly "Hi! My name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third read light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window. After she lowers it, he says "Hi! My name is Kevin. It's winter and I am driving the SALT TRUCK."
 
nothing, I just feel like being stupid!! I think it's the cold weather???
 
That's a Yankee joke... you have to be from up north to know that one. lol

They spread salt on the roads to melt the ice.

Why would there be ice on the roads?

You make me sick!

Maybe its the salt that makes you sick...I know when I went swimming this morning I swallowed a little salt water and it made me sick!:bootysha:
 
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