Xcptshnl1
Well-Known Member
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at covered breeding bulls. They went
up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully
nudged her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times
last year." :-D
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife
gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." :read2:
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last
year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one." :snakeman:
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it
was with the same cow." :shock: :thumblef:
exhibits they stopped at covered breeding bulls. They went
up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully
nudged her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times
last year." :-D
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife
gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." :read2:
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last
year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one." :snakeman:
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it
was with the same cow." :shock: :thumblef:
