A guy walks into a bar.............

[69MOPE]

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of blacktop, sits down and puts the piece of blacktop on the stool next to him. The bartender asks "what will you have", the guy answers, I'll have a beer and one for the road.

 

[69MOPE]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. the bar tender is amazed by the bird and asks where did you get it. The bird says Africa.

 

[HemiMark]

a guy walks into a bar and see's a sign that say's $2.00 cheese sandwich and $10.00 hand jobs. The guys ask the ugly bar maid if she was the one doing the hand jobs and she replies "yes", he say's go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!

thanks to Brother John

 

[inkjunkie]

Mark...you will see that on FB here shortly....

 

[jaimus]

Bwaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaa......

 

[HemiMark]

Mark...you will see that on FB here shortly....

lol

 

[MileHighDart]

Guy walks into a bar,

Ouch that hurts !

 

[65LoveAffair]

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

 

[A38Valiant]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

 

[69340]

guy walks into a bar dragging a logging chain. Bartenders says why are you dragging a logging chain?. guy says you ever tried pushing one.

 

[magnumdart]

Guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I'll have whatever he's having." Bartender says "You mean Gandhi over there?"

 

[69MOPE]

A guy walks into a gay bar and as he is about to sit, the guy next to him asks "can I push your stool in for you?"