A New Senior Medicare Program

[gdrill]

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?​

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.​

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need.​

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.​

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.​

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.​

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.​

And because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.​

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[memike]

I quess that would be one way to get a few things dun
Ever got this in the mail :glasses7: Sorry our hospital can not repair your problems with your ins. provider :wack:
And these are the hospitals that was said to me I had to go to that has the resources :sign3: I quess they seen my income :coffee2: I am not rich but 100% good credit ............ And they wounder why Arkansas is in the top ten
of unhealthy people ( I think anyway)..:glasses7:

 

[cannucky]

stop sharing my retirement plan or they will find a way to ruin it , I just need to figure out how to get sent to Williamhead here on the island , tennis ,basketball , nine hole golf , bbq pit , pool and a climbable fence for the occasional booze and booty call run { just climb back in before head count} . Talk about living and the tax free deal means I can empty my RRSP account before sentencing then have someone put it into my prisoner account after sentencing and live like a king . The other problem will of course be finding a jury willing to convict me after shooting politicians you know that damn "Justifiable Homicide " clause could spoil the whole plan eh !