SCredneck
LARGE member
A lady hires a limo to take her to the airport. Not wanting to be late, she leans forward and taps the driver on the shoulder to ask for the time. The driver, suddenly startled, screams, and looses control of the limo, nearly side swipes a bus, jumps a curb and stops just inches from slamming into the front of a building.
After a few moments of silence, the driver asks his passenger " miss, are you okay ? I'm so sorry but you scared the daylights out of me".
His shaken passenger replies " yes i'm fine.... I apologize, i didn't know that tapping you on the shoulder would scare you so badly ".
"No, no i'm the one who's sorry, it's entirely my fault"
"You see, today is my first day driving a limo.... For the last 25 years, i'd been driving a hearse..."
After a few moments of silence, the driver asks his passenger " miss, are you okay ? I'm so sorry but you scared the daylights out of me".
His shaken passenger replies " yes i'm fine.... I apologize, i didn't know that tapping you on the shoulder would scare you so badly ".
"No, no i'm the one who's sorry, it's entirely my fault"
"You see, today is my first day driving a limo.... For the last 25 years, i'd been driving a hearse..."
