A theif in my sleep

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I don't know what the heck is going on. I went to bed with a beard and woke up some redneck stole it off my face in my sleep.

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Hay looking good.
That reminds me of a story back a few years ago, I did that but down below.
I was told it would make it look bigger, when I was done I looked like I was 12 again.
It was still short and wrinkly.
 
Hay looking good.
That reminds me of a story back a few years ago, I did that but down below.
I was told it would make it look bigger, when I was done I looked like I was 12 again.
It was still short and wrinkly.

Thanks.
Now that is scary.
 
Hay looking good.
That reminds me of a story back a few years ago, I did that but down below.
I was told it would make it look bigger, when I was done I looked like I was 12 again.
It was still short and wrinkly.
Ummm really now !? lol is that u cliff ? it dont look like u :happy1:
 

Damn man. You need to grow that back and cover up some of that ugly.
 
I've had one long as I can remember. I wouldn't wanna scare the public like you. lol
 
Hay looking good.
That reminds me of a story back a few years ago, I did that but down below.
I was told it would make it look bigger, when I was done I looked like I was 12 again.
It was still short and wrinkly.
Now there is something I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing......
 
Reminds me of one time I trimmed my beard and screwed it all up. So out comes the razor and cut it all off. My wife comes in and the first words out of her mouth - "My God, you're uglier than homemade shyt without your beard. Grow it back and don't ever shave it off again!" Nope, when she met me in '87 I already had a year's start on a beard after getting out of the service.. Grew it back PDQ!
 
No Santa Clause Job for you this year Cliff, I can't grow a full beard, Burnt the chit out of my neck and right side when I was about 15 and hair does not grow there.
Yea got that smooth look going on Cliff. Now you have to shave every morning or let it grow back :D
 
Reminds me of one time I trimmed my beard and screwed it all up. So out comes the razor and cut it all off. My wife comes in and the first words out of her mouth - "My God, you're uglier than homemade shyt without your beard. Grow it back and don't ever shave it off again!" Nope, when she met me in '87 I already had a year's start on a beard after getting out of the service.. Grew it back PDQ!


Dang I'm sorry dude, but that is funny.
 
No Santa Clause Job for you this year Cliff, I can't grow a full beard, Burnt the chit out of my neck and right side when I was about 15 and hair does not grow there.
Yea got that smooth look going on Cliff. Now you have to shave every morning or let it grow back :D

I might have to since I scared Rob so bad. Nah i will keep shaving.
 
My wife says I look better without it. Dang it I won't keep warm this winter.
 
I think you look good and younger, it's a new look to go with your new life in Oklahoma.
 
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