"Officer writes:" Man said he jumped out back windows as he was told by the woman her husband was coming home and was about to unlock the door. He jumped, and to his surprise, that was a neighbor and the Husband was waiting to get the reaction seen here!"
Man: Damn He hits hard.... and all I got was a BJ! Can't imagine what he'da done last week if he knew that prego tests for what I have done not what he thinks he done!