Add Your Own Caption Part 71

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"Dear Aladdin, ID like a new Hemi, a new Hemi, and a new pant suit, not necessarily in that order"
 
When the little hand is on two and the big hand is on five... Oh these clocks are so confusing... I think I'll make my own clock that you can just read the numbers and know the time.
 
A hot race car,a cool driver,and a moment of reality and indecision.....
 
"polish this Hemi valve cover like a mirror".......hey!!!! Thats like what I do at home, polish the ole mans "Hemi"....:D

I bet he likes it better then this valve cover likes it.....
 
"I shoulda had Chrysler put a mirror on the door of the car. It was a ***** getting this valve cover off so I could check my makeup!"
 
Goober, why did you hand this to me? I gotta be at pit entrance if three minutes to sign autographs. I swear boy if I get any grease on my hands or this double knit pant suit, I'm gonna make a hen outta yer rooster.
 
"my HEMI is going to shine when I beat all those guys.......my engine will blind them and scream Ka-chow"
 
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