dartcuda
Mopar Or No Car
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids'names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to
go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber
today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.
5. Anall-nighter means not getting up to pee!
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids'names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to
go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber
today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.
5. Anall-nighter means not getting up to pee!
