65LoveAffair
Whovian
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. A couple drove their car to the mall, only to have it break down in the parking lot. The husband told the wife to go ahead and go shopping, he would take care of the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs sticking out from underneath. Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, his lack of underwear turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
When she stood back up, she was startled to see her husband standing on the other side of the car.
The mechanic had to have three stitches in his forehead.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs sticking out from underneath. Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, his lack of underwear turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
When she stood back up, she was startled to see her husband standing on the other side of the car.
The mechanic had to have three stitches in his forehead.
