1970BBDart
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1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By
Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.
2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The
Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.
3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A
Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A
Timer.
4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will
Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The
Snooze Button.
5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be
Afraid To Cough.
6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move
And Does, Use The Duct Tape.
7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.
2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The
Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.
3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A
Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A
Timer.
4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will
Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The
Snooze Button.
5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be
Afraid To Cough.
6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move
And Does, Use The Duct Tape.
7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
