An Aggie Joke

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[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]An Aggie scientist is doing experiments on a frog, trying to find out the effects of cutting its legs off.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]The Aggie saws the first leg off and says, "Jump, frog, jump." The frog jumps five feet. The Aggie makes a note: With three legs, frog jumps five feet.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]The Aggie then saws off another leg and says, "Jump, frog jump!" The frog jumps one foot. The Aggie makes a note: With two legs, frog jumps one foot.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Finally, the Aggie saws off the last foot and says, "Jump, frog jump! ... Jump, frog jump! ... Jump, frog jump!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]The Aggie scientist makes a note: With no legs, frog goes completely deaf.[/FONT]
 
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