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Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
 
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
 
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What are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
 
Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
 
Wow.... where the hell did all THIS come from Mikel???? A sudden outburst of Pythonism's?

:sign4:
 
FASTBACK340 said:
Wow.... where the hell did all THIS come from Mikel???? A sudden outburst of Pythonism's?

:sign4:
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Yeah, it was one of those kinda days. One of those days where you just have to say 'Ni!' a few times or you'll kill somebody. So I chose to taunt you a second time.

It could be worse... I could be quoting Lemmy instead!
 
THEWHITEZOMBIE said:
:scratch: You got to much time on your hand there Mike :drunken:
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Not really, just too much crap stuffed in my head that leaks out through my fingers every once in a while.
 
Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry
We create the battery

Smashing through the boundaries
Lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression
Turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family
Battery is found in me
Battery
 
Does Lemmy have anything worth quoting ?


By the way, My brother is going to see King Diamond play.
 
"Born to lose, live to win"

"F*** this man, I'm going in there"

"You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!"

"Hey baby you're a sweet young thing,
Still tied to Mommy's apron strings,
I don't even dare to ask your age,
It's enough to know you're here backstage,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on"

"I've got the medicine you need
I've got the power, I've got the speed
I'll find out how to stop your clock
We sure ain't talking Doctor Spock
Hear me talking, Doctor Rock."

"Stoneface dog, swirling fog, gates open on the dark dark night
Standing stone, skull and bone, dead witness to an unseen fight
Beat the drum, beat the drum, beat forever on the endless march
Stricken dumb, cut and run, someone is screaming and the sky is dark
Sword and shield, bone and steel, rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din
March or croak, flame and smoke, burn forever in eternal pain
Charge and fall, bugle call, bone splinter in the driving rain
Horses scream, Viking dream, drowned heroes in a lake of blood
Armoured fist, severed wrist, broken spears in a sea of mud
Sword and shield, bone and steel, rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din
Mother earth, mother earth enfold you in her cold embrace
Sinking down, killing ground, worm crawling on your cold white face
Win or lose, nought to choose, all men are equal when their memory fades
No one knows, friends or foes, if Valhalla lies beyond the grave
Sword and shield, bone and steel, rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din"
 
19 Tuesday Manhattan NY BB King's
20 Wednesday Manhattan NY BB King's
23 Saturday Poughkeepsie NY Chance Theater


He's probably going to the show at the Chance
 
AdamR said:
19 Tuesday Manhattan NY BB King's
20 Wednesday Manhattan NY BB King's
23 Saturday Poughkeepsie NY Chance Theater


He's probably going to the show at the Chance
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Hmmm.... I work right near BB King's. Maybe I'll stop in.
 
mikelbeck said:
Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry
We create the battery

Smashing through the boundaries
Lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression
Turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family
Battery is found in me
Battery
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I give a big :thumleft: on that one :thumleft:
 
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