grampyjay
Well-Known Member
Bob and 3 of his best friends were enjoying a beautiful day on the golf course. On the 6th green, all of a sudden, Bob fell to the ground, doubled over and holding his hands together over his crotch. He had apparently been hit by a golf ball. Before his friends could react, a young woman ran up yelling that she was so sorry she hadn't called fore to warn people. Stating that she was a massage therapist, she tried to help Bob by unzipping his pants and gently massaging Bob's genitals. "Does that feel good?" She asked. Bob, still writhing in pain responded, "That does feel good, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
