April fools jokes

[speedyb-cc]

Lets here some of the best jokes you have pulled over the years.
I was on vacation one year on the snake river and my brother couldn't come down (wife) so I called him and told him my new boat had sunk while tied up at the dock. He raced down to help so I gave him a fishing pole and we spent the day fishing.The joke ended up being on the wife instead of him.

 

[memike]

Lets here some of the best jokes you have pulled over the years.
I was on vacation one year on the snake river and my brother couldn't come down (wife) so I called him and told him my new boat had sunk while tied up at the dock. He raced down to help so I gave him a fishing pole and we spent the day fishing.The joke ended up being on the wife instead of him.

That is going to be hard to beat :cheers:

I already had one pulled on me this morning:bootysha:
A friend called me about 5:30 am and wanted to no if I new some one with
a wrecker co, and that he is in the cokacola co parking lot.
This guy is diabetic and handy caped , So I jump up and asked him is he ok.
He told me his foot the doctor has been working on is bleeding and the E.M.T's have not made it there yet. I told him I will call a friend and get his truck moved "Furd" and I will be there as soon as I get my clothes on.
Then the @#$%^& told me April fools and I hung up on him.:bootysha:

I called him back to congrad's him and told him to watch his back:cheers: