Arthur

[Robbie2734]

Arthur

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day

he arrives home looking downcast.



"That's it," he tells his wife, "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has

got so bad, once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."



His wife sympathizes. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my

brother with you, and give it one more try?"



"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three

years old. He can't help."



"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is

perfect." So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with

his brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He

turns to the brother-in-law, "Did you see the ball?"



"Of course I did," says the brother-in-law, "I have perfect

eyesight."



"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.



"I don't remember."

 

[grimreaper]

And another day Arthur returns home from golf and his wife says, "Arthur you look terrible.. you look exhausted." Arthur replies, "I am exhausted." His wife asks, "Honey, how is it a round of golf has you so worn out?" Well, I was playing with my boss Roger today and in the midst of teeing of on three he fell over and died of a heart attack!", he says. His wife replies "That is just absolutely awful! No wonder it was so tuff on you." Arthur responds, "Ya, it was horrible, was hit the ball, drag Roger, hit the ball drag Roger! Get me a beer will you?"