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Australia68valiant

Australian68valiant
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Question: how do you turn a fox into an elephant? Awnser: you marry it. ***** A woman is looking herself up and down in a mirror, she turns to her husband and says " I'm repungnantly fat and ugly, pay me a compliment!" her husband puts down his mopar magazine and says " well baby, your eye site is spot on". ******* Question: what's the difference between a ford/chev owner and a park bench? Awnser: a park bench can support a family.
 

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