Be careful what you ask for...

[Xcptshnl1]

Ron was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" :blob6:

The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ron has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.[-o<

 

[dodge-n-it]

good one

I'm surprised I am still alive. I forgot mine 3 years ago. thats not that bad but I came home with a john deere 750 4wd backhoe loader. drove it off the trailer dug a small hole, went inside and took a shower and went to bed.
I didnt remember till the following night.