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How do you circumsise a Packer fan?...........Kick his sister in the mouth..........
 
The packers are like a tampon. Only one string and only good for one period
 
CudaChick1968 said:
You should start a thread for the AFC jokes ... there will be a lot more of those.

GO BEARS. :-D
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All my brothers and one of Pete's sons showed up in Chicago caps on Leanna, So Go Bears for me to 8)

Sorry I will find a joke shortly superlite :-D
 
You know your a packer fan when ........................................the pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse does.
 
Here is what I think about the GB. lmao
 

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The Chicago Bears signed Jay Cutler to a two-year extension. Or 100 fourth-quarter interceptions, whichever comes first.
 
You guys know why the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?

It's been determined the Vikings blow and the bears suck.
 
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alleyoopmgv said:
The Chicago Bears signed Jay Cutler to a two-year extension. Or 100 fourth-quarter interceptions, whichever comes first.
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alleyoopmgv said:
You guys know why the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?

It's been determined the Vikings blow and the bears suck.
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Just thought I would point out --- Im from Chicago and a Bears Fan... :D
 
Just so everyone knows, there really is a town in Wisconsin called Spread Eagle. I drove through it on the verge of busting out when I saw........ And this no lie...........







"The Spread Eagle Pet Motel". I swear I almost crashed I was laughing so hard.
 
ramcharger said:
Just so everyone knows, there really is a town in Wisconsin called Spread Eagle. I drove through it on the verge of busting out when I saw........ And this no lie...........







"The Spread Eagle Pet Motel". I swear I almost crashed I was laughing so hard.
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I've been there too. Next time I go, I'm taking my camera.
 
Myself, I think there may be a little of this going on in Chicago this weekend.
 

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You know your a Packer fan when.....................you marry 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
 
Why did the Chicago Bear players miss their flight for the big game?
They were stuck on a broken escalator!
 
If you see a Chicago Bears fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?


It could be your bike
 
You're trapped in a room with an angry crocodile, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Chicago Bears. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?


Shoot the Chicago Bear fan… twice.
 
How do the Chicago Bears practice safe sex?


They get rid of all the animals that kick.
 
How do you knock out a Bears fan when he's been drinking?

Slam the toilet seat on his head.
 
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