Beer

[6dart9]

:drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers:
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

:drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers:

 

[charger70]

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol
a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

 

[Longgone]

:drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers:
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

:drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers::drinkers:

That`s a hoot, but on the serious side, a lot of investors look at beer as a recession proof investment. :drunken: In many instances beer drinking even increases as times get tough, as does baby making. Lol!:sign10: