65LoveAffair
Whovian
John O'Reilly hoisted his pint in the air and exclaimed, "Here's to spendin' the rest o'me life, lyin' between the legs o'me wife!" That night, we won the prize for the best toast. When he got home, he said to his wife, "Hey, Mary! I won the prize for the best toast at the pub, and it was about you!" "Oh really, John," she replied. "And what was it?" Thinking quickly, John said, "Here's to spendin' the rest o'me life, sitting in church beside me wife!" "That's lovely, dear" his wife said.
The next day, Mary was out to market and ran into one of John's drinking buddies. He gives her a knowing look and says, "Hey Mary, John won the prize for the best toast last night, and it was about you!" "Aye, I heard, and I was a wee bit surprised," she said. "He's only been there twice in the last four years. The first time he fell asleep. The second time I had to box his ears to get him to come!"
The next day, Mary was out to market and ran into one of John's drinking buddies. He gives her a knowing look and says, "Hey Mary, John won the prize for the best toast last night, and it was about you!" "Aye, I heard, and I was a wee bit surprised," she said. "He's only been there twice in the last four years. The first time he fell asleep. The second time I had to box his ears to get him to come!"
