jeff alder
Well-Known Member
A blind man goes in to John and Lisas diner. John greets him and asks him what he would like. The blind man responds. Give me a dirty fork. So John goes in the kitchen and brings him a dirty fork. The blind man smells the fork and says oh fresh spaghetti and meatballs, parmesans butter lime sauce...please let me get that. The next day he enters again and John asked...What can I get you today sir. The blind man responds. Give me a dirty fork. So John brings him a dirty fork and the blind man smelled it and replied. Ah home made beef and noodles and fresh mashed potatoes...please let me get that. The third day the blind man comes in and asks for a dirty fork. John is getting a bit tired of this so he goes and gets a spotless fork. Then he asks his wife Lisa to rub it on her coochie. She replies whatever for? John tells her there is a smart *** blind man out there and he wanted to teach him a lesson. So his wife rubs it on her coochie and John took it to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork and looked at John in a puzzled fashion and replied. Oh I didn't know Lisa worked here. I believe Ill have the Salmon.
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