'64 Cuda
Well-Known Member
Two blind airline pilots enter a plane wearing dark glasses. One
is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle
with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the
men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for
the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as
though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat
into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is
in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too
late and we're all gonna die."
is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle
with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the
men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for
the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as
though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat
into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is
in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too
late and we're all gonna die."
