dartcustom
Well-Known Member
First let me just say they are just jokes, and they are not ment to hurt anyones feelings. And also you might have herd them before, but their are a few here that are new to me, so I will share the whole bunch of them.
she was sooooooo blond:
....she thought a quarterback was a refund
....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetica order
....she thought boyz ll men was a day care center
....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools
....she thought meow mix was a CD for cats
....she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
....under "education" on her job application, she put "hooked on phoniics."
....she tripped over a cordless phone
....she spent 20 minutes lookingat the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
....at the bottom of the application whare it says "sign here," se put "sagittarius"
....she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
....she studied for a blood test.
....she thought she needed a token to get on "soul train"
....she sold her car for gas money!
....when she missed the #44 bus, she took the #22 bus twice instead
....when she went to the airport and saw a sihn that said "airport left" she turned around and went home
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening
....she had a shirt that said "TGIF" whitch she thought stood for "this goes in front"
she was sooooooo blond:
....she thought a quarterback was a refund
....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetica order
....she thought boyz ll men was a day care center
....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools
....she thought meow mix was a CD for cats
....she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
....under "education" on her job application, she put "hooked on phoniics."
....she tripped over a cordless phone
....she spent 20 minutes lookingat the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
....at the bottom of the application whare it says "sign here," se put "sagittarius"
....she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
....she studied for a blood test.
....she thought she needed a token to get on "soul train"
....she sold her car for gas money!
....when she missed the #44 bus, she took the #22 bus twice instead
....when she went to the airport and saw a sihn that said "airport left" she turned around and went home
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening
....she had a shirt that said "TGIF" whitch she thought stood for "this goes in front"
