Blonde Joke for you.

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A blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun.
She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand.

Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead.

Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head.

Her boyfriend screamed, “Honey, don't do it...”

The blonde yelled back, “Shut up! You're next!”

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I heard a good one, kind of a reverse blonde joke.
A man gets on a plane and brings a package to the blonde flight attendant.
He says, "I just bought this pound of frozen Maryland crabs, and I need you to keep it frozen for me until we arrive in LA."
"Yes Sir, I can do that for you," she says.
"Well they better stay frozen. I'm a lawyer, and I'll sue you and the airline, and the whole flight crew if you screw this up."
"Yes sir, of course, I'll take care of it."
The plane arrives in LA, and the flight attendant gets on the intercom. "Will the man that gave me the crabs in Maryland please raise your hand." Nobody does. She takes the package home and has dinner on the lawyer.
 
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