Blonde joke

[63dartman]

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...

"HELLLLO" "You need to wind up the windows"

 

[Argometer]

A Blonde and a Brunette are standing at the top of the Empire state building looking over the edge. If you sneak up behind them and push them over at the same time, which one hits the ground first?













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The Brunette hits first.

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here it comes





















The Blonde has to stop on the way down to ask directions.

 

[daredevil]

blond brunette and redhead go for drinks. brunette orders a m,l bartender says miller light and she nods. the redhead says c,l and the bartender says coors light and she nods. the blonde orders a 15. the bartender dumbfounded has to ask,whats a 15. the blonde says duh, 7 and 7.

 

[memike]

yall break me up :rock:=D> 7 7 blaaahaha :sign5::notworth: