Blonde jokes.

[64 AAR Valiant]

Husband notices the toilet bowl is looking kind of nasty.
Husband.
Did you notice I bought a new toilet brush for the bathroom last week.
Wife.
Yes and I tried it, but I still prefer toilet paper if you don't mind.


What's your favorite.

 

[diymirage]

I guess the best blonde joke i know is Hillary

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

I guess the best blonde joke i know is Hillary

But then she is not a real blonde.

 

[diymirage]

But then she is not a real blonde.

You mean to tell me she lied to me?

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

You mean to tell me she lied to me?

I have a picture of this person where the hair grows short.

 

[diymirage]

I have a picture of this person where the hair grows short.

No thanks, I have zero desire to see it

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

No thanks, I have zero desire to see it

Well i had no plans on posting it.
Unless you have an arm pit fetish.
I mean it's ok if you do.

 

[harrisonm]

I guess the best blonde joke i know is Hillary

Not only a joke, but the crookedest, most corrupt person to ever run for president.

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Can we get off her. Not that I want to get on.
Just don't want this moved to N P.

 

[rustyswinger]

could have been a humorous thread......

 

[spl440]

Why are there so many blonde jokes? So red heads and brunettes would have something to do on a Saturday night.

 

[famous bob]

But then she is not a real blonde.

she ain`t a real anything , NOT EVEN A WOMAN !

 

[famous bob]

she ain`t a real anything , NOT EVEN A WOMAN !

well a crook I guess.

 

[69383valiant]

New paint called blonde.. It's not to bright and spreads easily....

 

[Alvin]

Why don't blonde women like vibrators?
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Hurts their teeth

 

[Valiant63]

Not only a joke, but the crookedest, most corrupt person to ever run for president.

I thought HE, the most crookedest corrupt person, became our president. You know how you can tell when he's lying? His mouth is moving.

 

[harrisonm]

I thought HE, the most crookedest corrupt person, became our president. You know how you can tell when he's lying? His mouth is moving.

By "HE" I assume you mean Bill Clinton?

 

[Mr Gorsky]

Waiting for the great leap forward.

 

[RustyRatRod]

How can you tell a blonde's been in the fridge? Lipstick on the cucumbers.

What do you call a blonde drivin a new car? An airbag.

 

[Dfr360cuda]

What's a blonde standing on her head ?

A brunette with bad breath.

 

[Revhendo]

Yesterday when I was eating lunch I saw these two incredibly hot blondes walk into the building.


I figured one of them would've seen it.

 

[Unconventional]

Mating call of the blonde .. "I'm sooo drunk"
Mating call of the redhead .. "Has that damn blonde left yet?"

 

[SSVDP]

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men understand them.