crvtec90
Well-Known Member
An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an
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>individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
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>of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
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>He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
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>Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
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>The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
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>the interviewer asked,
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>"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
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>Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
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>"A THOUGHT."
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>It j ust pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way;
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>It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
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>"And now you sir?" he asked the second man
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>"Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK!
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>It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.
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>A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of."
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>"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's very
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>good."
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>He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
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>Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
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>wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
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>across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
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>Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
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>The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
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>thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,
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>"he said.
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>Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed
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>same question.
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>Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
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>It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
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>"WHAT!?" said the interviewer , stunned by the response.
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>"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
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>feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could
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>THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT,
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>I had already **** in my pants."
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>Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Walmart near you!!ÃÂ Got a little couch
potato?
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>individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
>
>of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
>
>
>He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
>
>Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
>
>The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
>
>the interviewer asked,
>
>"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
>
>Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
>
>"A THOUGHT."
>
>It j ust pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way;
>
>It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
>"And now you sir?" he asked the second man
>
>"Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK!
>
>It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.
>
>A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
>"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's very
>
>good."
>
>He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
>
>Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
>
>wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
>
>across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
>
>Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
>The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
>
>thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,
>
>"he said.
>
>Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed
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>same question.
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>Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
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>It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
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>"WHAT!?" said the interviewer , stunned by the response.
>
>"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
>
>feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could
>
>THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT,
>
>I had already **** in my pants."
>
>
>Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Walmart near you!!ÃÂ Got a little couch
potato?
