An ederly lady went into the grocery store to buy some cat food. The clerk asked for proof that she has a cat because so many older folks eat cat food. The lady goes home and returns with her cat and was able to buy the cat food.
A few days later the same lady comes in for some dog food, the clerk says I need proof you have a dog because so many older folks are eating dog food. The lady goes home and returns with her dog and was able to buy the dog food.
A few days later the lady returns to the store in need of other products. She approaches the clerk and has a can with a lid, with a small hole in the center of the lid. The lady says to the clerk, stick your finger in there. The clerk says no, there could be a snake in there and it might bite me. The lady assures her there is no snake, so the clerk sticks her finger in and pulls it out and says, that smells like crap.
The lady promptly replies, it is! I need to buy some toilet paper.
A few days later the same lady comes in for some dog food, the clerk says I need proof you have a dog because so many older folks are eating dog food. The lady goes home and returns with her dog and was able to buy the dog food.
A few days later the lady returns to the store in need of other products. She approaches the clerk and has a can with a lid, with a small hole in the center of the lid. The lady says to the clerk, stick your finger in there. The clerk says no, there could be a snake in there and it might bite me. The lady assures her there is no snake, so the clerk sticks her finger in and pulls it out and says, that smells like crap.
The lady promptly replies, it is! I need to buy some toilet paper.
