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JohnnyB

JohnnyB

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So I got this e-mail where you are supposed to change the answers to suit you. I decided to get creative with my answers and then, I figured you guys would appreciate them too. So, here it is:

Welcome to the Christmas edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy (not forward) this entire email and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you......Tis the Season to be NICE!


1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Paper! I don't think they make bags big enough for a Barracuda.

2. Real tree or Artificial? Real, I bet you can cram one into the back of a Barracuda, and it sure would look cool under glass.

3. When do you put up the tree? Never, once it's in the Barracuda you
can't get it out.

4. When do you take the tree down? See # 3

5. Do you like eggnog? No, Barracudas only run on gasoline

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Racetrack set...would've been even better if it came with a Barracuda.

7. Hardest person to buy for? Allison, she doesn't want a Barracuda

8. Easiest person to buy for? Dad, he would love a Barracuda.

9. Do you have a nativity scene? Yep and the 3 wise men are riding in a Barracuda.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Hand delivered with the Barracuda

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Anything that wasn't a Barracuda

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Duel...Don't argue, it is a Christmas Movie because I say so.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Whenever I feel like taking the Barracuda for a spin.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? No. You wouldn't recycle a Barracuda would you?

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? I prefer fish, especially Barracuda

16. Lights on the tree? See # 3 again. The Barracuda has lights, does that count?

17. Favorite Christmas song? "Barracuda" by Heart. See # 12 to clear up any confusion.

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Gotta travel, no opportunity for a roadtrip in a Barracuda is turned down.

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? I've decided to re-name them Lancer, Valiant, Dart, Duster, Demon, Swinger, Scamp, Signet,and the one with the big red nose will now be called Barracuda.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Pentastar, of course.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Eve, can't wait to get my hands on that Barracuda.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Nobody seems to appreciate the awesomeness of the Barracuda as much as I do!

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? Little tiny Barracudas.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Again, fish. But only if it's Barracuda.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? A pony...as long as it's in the back of a Barracuda.

26. Who is most likely to respond to this? Dad, he likes Barracudas as much as I do.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

John
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And why would I need to change any of the answers ? I wonder would a 66 barracuda fit in side my 69 barracuda ? otherwise I ain't buying s$#t this year
 
T'was the night before Christmas, and as I made my Christmas wish,
Not a creature was stirring...........

Except this little chrome fish !

(May all YOUR Christmas wishes come true!)

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" We fish you a Merry Christmas!"
" We fish you a Merry Christmas!"
" We fish you a Merry Christmas!"
" And a Happy New Year!"
 
And a Merry Fishmas to you JohnnyB!!!

I loved the whole thing ... thanks for sharing. I laughed really hard at #12 because my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard -- like Duel, it doesn't have a Barracuda in it either but it DOES have a scene with Bruce standing in front of a sign advertising gasoline at 73 cents a gallon, something all of us and our Barracudas could fully appreciate.
 
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