cleanest dirty joke you can tell

[wlecat]

Two guys are walking down the sidewalk one afternoon and they come upon a dog that is licking himself.
The one guy says to the other, "Man I wish I could do that."
The other fellow responds, "I think you'd better pet him first !"

 

[/6 Matt]

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle.

Wanna hear a clean joke? Said horse later got a bath.

 

[daredevil]

Reminds me of the joke, why does a dog lick his self? He aint got a hand.lol

 

[wlecat]

I always heard that it was because, "He could"

 

[wlecat]

George Carlin used to say that if HE could, he would never leave his house. ;)

 

[daredevil]

I always heard that it was because, "He could"

That's what everyone says and I say no it's because he's got no hands