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A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"

Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"

The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

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Good one! :)

2 blondes, one on each side of a river.
Blonde #1 shouts across the water: "How do I get to the other side of the river?"
Blonde #2 scratches her head, thinks for a minute, then yells back across the water: "You ARE on the other side of the river."
 
OldVart said:
Good one! :)

2 blondes, one on each side of a river.
Blonde #1 shouts across the water: "How do I get to the other side of the river?"
Blonde #2 scratches her head, thinks for a minute, then yells back across the water: "You ARE on the other side of the river."
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:notworth: :wave: goodone Sid!!!
 
One day a young Marine and his commanding officer were aboard a train heading through the mountains of Switzerland. They sat directly across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

Before long, the young Marine and the young lady were eyeing each other with mutual attraction. Suddenly passing through a mountain tunnel, it was pitch black in the train for a few minutes. Nothing could be seen in the car of the train, and the only sounds were the smack of a kiss, followed by a slap.

When the train emerged from the tunnel, the four people sat without saying a word. The grandmother was thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, and I'm glad she slapped him."

The commanding officer was thinking: "I didn't know this young Marine was brave enough to kiss that girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him and slapped me instead!"
just for all the :sign10: on fabo

The young woman was thinking: "I'm glad the handsome Marine kissed me, but I wish my grandmother wouldn't have slapped him!"

The young Marine sat back with a smile on his face, thinking: "Life is good. How often does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer, all at the same time?"
 
A blonde is driving down the highway when she sees another blonde in a field by the side of the road, sitting in a rowboat, rowing like crazy. The first blonde pulls to the side of the road, jumps out of her car, shakes her fist in the air & shouts "You idiot! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there & beat the crap out'a you!"


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