A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon. The patrons watch as he lifts the horse's tail and kisses him on the butt before sitting down and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Why'd you just do that?"
"I have chapped lips."
"Does the manure help them heal?"
"No, but it keeps me from licking them."
"I have chapped lips."
"Does the manure help them heal?"
"No, but it keeps me from licking them."
