Cowboy marriage

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A cowboy and his brand-new bride check into a hotel for their honeymoon. The husband goes to the front desk and asks for a room.

"This here is a very special occasion," he informs the receptionist. "We done got married today and we need a good room with a strong bed."

"The receptionist winks and asks, "Do you want the bridal?"

The cowboy thinks about it a while and then replies, "Nope, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears untio she gets used to it..."
 

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