Cursing at work.....

[FASTBACK340]

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,

 

[ramcharger]

My boss asked me to complete a task and I turned and said "You know about as much about it as I do."

Not a good career move. As soon as the words left my mouth I know I f'd up so I quickly followed up with "So can I ask you a question if I hit a roadblock?"

He started laughing his *** off. "Nice save!" he told me, but don't ever do that again.

Another stellar career moment in my life, lol!

 

[dartcuda]

Those are good, I think I may have to try and remember some of them. lol

 

[crvtec90]

thanx. i will try it.

 

[FASTBACK340]

Another stellar career moment in my life, lol!

I'm going to have one tomorrow when I give him 2 weeks notice... :toothy10:

 

[Xcptshnl1]

I've printed out a copy and I'm gonna post it at work :cheers::toothy10:

 

[ramcharger]

I'm going to have one tomorrow when I give him 2 weeks notice... :toothy10:

Let us know how that turns out. :-D

 

[63dartman]

I'm going to print that out so I can use it to decipher the replies I get from Engineers and such. Seems Like I here the politically correct versions quite often at work. I guess that's why it's so hard to get anything done.........I'm going to start calling people out especially: "I wasn't involved in the project.
" I hear that alot!! I try not to take work too seriously, I've always been good about dropping everything at the front door and leave it there until I get back. I guess working for a 24 hr manufacturing facility helps too. You always have another shift to unload all the crap onto. Then it's their problem until I get back. I love my job!!!

 

[FASTBACK340]

Let us know how that turns out. :-D

It's going to turn out great.... I just got back from my future employer who said I can start "ASAP". So even if the conversation goes "bad" tomorrow, which I doubt, I'm covered immediately.

That's reassuring... 8)