chuckwagon2004
71 dartswinger
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,
>>crates and suitcases.
>>
>>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
>>things.
>>
>>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
>>beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some
>>soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a
>>jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
>>
>>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
>>deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar
>>into the hollow of the curtain rods.
>>
>>She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
>>returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
>>first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.
>>They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the
>>place out.
>>
>>Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam
>>cleaned.
>>
>>Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
>>brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had
>>to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to
>>replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!!
>>
>>People stopped coming over to visit.
>>Repairmen refused to work in the house.
>>The maid quit.
>>
>>Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and
>>decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
>>their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
>>stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local
>>realtors refused to return their calls.
>>
>>Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the
>>bank to purchase a new place.
>>
>>The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
>>
>>He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened
>>politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and
>>would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in
>>exchange for getting the house
>>
>>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he
>>agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house
>>had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that
>>very day.
>>
>>She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the
>>paperwork.
>>
>>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as
>>they watched the moving company pack everything to take to
>>their new home........
>>
>>And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods
>>
>>I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
>>crates and suitcases.
>>
>>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
>>things.
>>
>>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
>>beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some
>>soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a
>>jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
>>
>>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
>>deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar
>>into the hollow of the curtain rods.
>>
>>She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
>>returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
>>first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.
>>They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the
>>place out.
>>
>>Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam
>>cleaned.
>>
>>Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
>>brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had
>>to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to
>>replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!!
>>
>>People stopped coming over to visit.
>>Repairmen refused to work in the house.
>>The maid quit.
>>
>>Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and
>>decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
>>their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
>>stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local
>>realtors refused to return their calls.
>>
>>Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the
>>bank to purchase a new place.
>>
>>The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
>>
>>He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened
>>politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and
>>would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in
>>exchange for getting the house
>>
>>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he
>>agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house
>>had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that
>>very day.
>>
>>She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the
>>paperwork.
>>
>>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as
>>they watched the moving company pack everything to take to
>>their new home........
>>
>>And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods
>>
>>I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
