Dad at the Mall

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DAD AT THE MALL

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching ateenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style hedid not bat an eye in his response,



'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
 
jOHN That's two funny. All the girl's at the office had a good laugh. SMOKEY.
 
That's too funny, The other day @ work we had a freak come in with cat eye contacts in and her friend had blue, green, and white hair...what a pair!
 
John, are you sure? When we met up several weeks ago, I was going to compliment you on your plumage. :)

BTW: Your T's should be there by Thursday of next week.

I tease my friends about hair all the time. Mine turned gray... their's turned LOOSE!
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I'll let you know when the shirts get here. Thanks again Ben!
 
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