SCredneck
LARGE member
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his Dad bouncing up and down. The mother sees her son and quickly dismounts.
Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big belly and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'You're wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled. 'Well when you go
shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'
Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big belly and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'You're wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled. 'Well when you go
shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'
