Definition of "Dilemma"

[Coyote Jack]

A student asked his english professor, "what is the definition of a dilemma?"


the professor said, "well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that."


"imagine that you are lying in a big bed flat on your back with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other."



"which one are you going to turn your back on?"

 

[A38Valiant]

lmao!

 

[diymirage]

lets just say for the sake of argument that the beautiful naked young women is my wife


I would pull her on top of me and tell the queer to pay close attention to whats gonna happen for the next 2.5-3 hours...it just might straighten him out

 

[Abodybomber]

ops: LMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

[norton]

That's funny. I was laughing so hard, my wife thought I was going crazy.

 

[diymirage]

That's funny. I was laughing so hard, my wife thought I was going crazy.

just tell her you were thinking the exact same thing

 

[bOb shingler]

lets just say for the sake of argument that the beautiful naked young women is my wife


I would pull her on top of me and tell the queer to pay close attention to whats gonna happen for the next 2.5-3 hours...it just might straighten him out

he'd still want you.

 

[diymirage]

he'd still want you.

to be fair, I am on tasty chunk of man meat

 

[bOb shingler]

what ever