skybolt
Well-Known Member
Subject: Diamond Bracelet
> > A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
> > bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
> > closely, she unexpectedly farts.
> >
> > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
> > little 'whoops' and prays that a salesperson wasn't anywhere near. As she
> > turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
> > standing right behind her and he's good-looking as well.
> >
> > Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
> > professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with,
> > 'Good day, Madam.. How may we help you today?'
> >
> > Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
> > missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this
> > lovely bracelet?'
> >
> > He answers, "Madam . . if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
> > **** when I tell you the price."
> > A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
> > bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
> > closely, she unexpectedly farts.
> >
> > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
> > little 'whoops' and prays that a salesperson wasn't anywhere near. As she
> > turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
> > standing right behind her and he's good-looking as well.
> >
> > Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
> > professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with,
> > 'Good day, Madam.. How may we help you today?'
> >
> > Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
> > missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this
> > lovely bracelet?'
> >
> > He answers, "Madam . . if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
> > **** when I tell you the price."
