Dodging Iraq

[69signetv8]

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added , "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of testicles....I don't want to go to Iraq either!"

 

[63dartman]

Funny joke but, I don't think it's cool joking about present day strife. There are young men dieing every day as we read this posts........not intending to start crap but, have some respect for our soldiers.

 

[69signetv8]

Funny joke but, I don't think it's cool joking about present day strife. There are young men dieing every day as we read this posts........not intending to start crap but, have some respect for our soldiers.

Sorry man! But "I" do respect "all" the soldiers in Iraq or anyplace in harms way. I didn't add it to hurt anyone. If anything, I was intending the "joke" states Iraq is a place no-one should have to go.

Again, Sorry!! If it's show's no-respect, I hope it's deleated by the Admin if shows such.

God Bless "all" our troops!!
Jim

 

[memike]

We know how you feel Jim!! and I am sure no one took it wrong because
of your support and wishes for our troops.LoL.

How are you healing up sir.

 

[No Smog Swinger]

:drinkers: Jim, I'm a veteran from aways back and I loved your joke. I did'nt take it the wrong way. It actually brings back some good memories! Mind if I repeat it at my veterans meetings? LOL!Raul.