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barbee6043

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I was in Costco other day waiting in line with a BIG bag of dogfood. lady behinds me asks if I have a dog. I tell her no. truth was I lost 50 pounds eating this stuff. I put some in my pockets and when I feel hungry I eat a few pieces. I recently got out of the hospital and thought i'd try it again.
she asks if I thought I was poisoned. I told her no, but I had woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of every orifice in my body and , on a ventilator. lost 50 pounds.
confused, she asks exactly what happened.
I told her pretty simple, I had stopped to small a poodles *** and a car hit me!?????
 
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